30+ Best Valentine Gag Gift Ideas for Everyone You Love

Valentine's Day is the day to express your love and feelings to your special someone. But who says it has to be all mushy and romantic only? Your love should be expressed in different ways.

So why not surprise your valentine with a funny and witty valentine gift this time? Not only will this be something unique and unexpected by your partner, it will be extremely memorable too!

Here are the 30+ best Valentine gag gift ideas specifically for lighthearted couples who don’t mind a good laugh.

Featured Valentine Gag Gift Ideas

I Love You Every Day Mug

1. F*ck Valentine’s Day I Love You Every Day Mug

This mug tops the list of valentine gag gift ideas. Although it is witty, it will be the reminder of your love everyday your partner enjoys coffee or tea in it.

Not only is this a simple mug, but it holds a lot of sentimental value for being such a unique way to express your feelings.

It is a great way to sarcastically show your partner that you don’t need a specific day to love them because you love them that much all year round! 

An Eleven Card

2. You’re An Eleven Card

This is one of the valentine gag gift ideas that is keeping up with latest trends. Netflix and Stranger Things, all described in a short greeting.

Although a three word pun, the impact is quite huge if your partner follows the show Stranger things. Eleven is the most invincible character on the show and is super genuine and loving towards the people she cares about.

Not even the greatest of worries or monsters can come between her and her loved ones. She would do anything for them! This shows that your partner is as genuine as eleven.

Apart from this, if taken in the way of a pun, it means that your partner is an 11 out of 10, topping and going beyond the scale.

Six Ways To Say I Love You Beer Greeting Card Box

3. Six Ways To Say I Love You Beer Greeting Card Box

If you don’t feel like grabbing a lovey-dovey valentines day card for your partner, keep it simple and to the point with the Beer greeting card box.

You can carry 6 beers in it, which you and partner can enjoy together. This is a terrific valentines gag gift idea for couples who want to keep it simple and chill, rather than extremely romantic.

LOL OMG WTF Wine Glass

4. LOL OMG WTF Wine Glass

This valentine gag gift idea is specifically for the partners with an extreme love for drinking. So much so that at times they go overboard with it.

The wine glass has marked three levels; LOL, OMG and WTF. These will act as reminders for your partner to not go overboard – until necessary!

You can also understand what mood your partner is in with the amount of wine filled in the glass, just by a simple glance. A win-win situation.

Okayest Lover

5. World’s Okayest Lover Valentine T-shirt

If you have a crush on someone and want to act witty whilst giving hints towards your feelings for them, this valentines gag gift idea would be the perfect choice!

Although you mean to tell your valentine how much they mean to you, this shirt is a hilarious way to get them annoyed.

They would know you don’t mean what the shirt states if they are as lighthearted as you are and will love the idea of you teasing them!

Bring Me Wine Socks

6. Bring Me Wine Socks

The best part about these socks is that the text is written underneath! Only you and your partner will be able to see that, hopefully.

Keep your valentine cozy this valentine’s day with these warm socks and a hint to enjoy wine with them.

Make it a rule for your partner and yourself to enjoy wine whenever the bottom sides of the socks go upwards. What a fun and enjoyable game to try out, fun for the both of you. 

My Side Your Side Pillow Cases

7. Your Side, My Side Pillowcases

This is the perfect valentines gag gift idea for couples who live together. One of the things you both fight over the entire year round is having more space on the bed.

That partner who takes up more space than the other yet doesn’t realize it, is the most annoying thing one can come across. What better a reminder for this, than through marking territory with a proper pillow case?

Your partner will be stunned and find this gift idea hilarious and cute at the same time. Every time they look at these pillow cases, they will be reminded about your witty love for them.

More Hilarious Gag Gift Ideas

Nature's D'ck Pics 2021 Wall Calendar

Nature's D'ck Pics 2021 Wall Calendar

Practical. Hilarious. Witty. Nature’s D*ck P*cs 2021 Calendar is quite possibly the funniest wall calendar you can buy.

The Worst Alphabet Book Ever

P Is for Pterodactyl

This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head.

Offensive Business Cards

Offensive Business Cards

Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. Eight different types of insults included, you'll have an insult for a variety of situations.

The Original Toilet Mug

The Original Toilet Mug

This silly toilet-shaped mug will make your co-workers do a double take. This coffee mug is a hilarious way to start your day!

Theater of Fools Emergency Clown Nose

Emergency Clown Nose

Never leave home without one! This Emergency Clown Nose should be carried at all times ... for you never know when next you will need it!

Confetti High Five

Confetti High Five

You know that feeling when you give the perfect high-five? Multiply it by fireworks! It's high-fives on steroids!

People of Walmart Adult Coloring Book

People of Walmart.com Adult Coloring Book

This is the funniest adult coloring book I've seen- every page is a hoot and the backgrounds and borders are great.

The Official Bullsh*T Button

The Official BS Button

This straight talking BS Button allows you to call BS whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was BS!

Lazy Cell Phone Holder

The Lazy Cell Phone Holder

The lazy phone folder can in accordance with their own ideas furnishings shape, rotation. Use it on the table, the bed, the floor, the car, hands, neck and other parts.

The Mountain Men's Big Face Baby Orangutan

The Mountain Men's Big Face Baby Orangutan

Hand dyed shirt featuring a realistic, 3D, screen print graphic of a xx on a preshrunk, 100% cotton shirt dyed and printed.

Beardski Ski Mask

Beardski Ski Mask

Beardski facemask. "You don't have a second chance at life - live the adventure." - Zeke Beardski.

Bob Ross' Iconic Face on Your Waffles

Bob Ross Waffle Maker

Pour in the batter, lower the lid, and before you know it, there's Bob Ross, ready for butter and syrup.

The NoPhone Air

The NoPhone Air

The NoPhone Air is invisible phone for people who use their phone too much. It feels like nothing is in your hand because it is nothing.

Plant Urinal Prank Pack

Plant Urinal

ADD THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER to the party with this quirky and fun twist on the timeless tradition of fun gag gift.

Baby Shield Prank Pack

Baby Shield

Wrap any gift inside this Prank Pack and add an extra layer of fun and enjoyment that will have everyone in the room laughing.

Doorballs - Novelty Doorknockers

Doorballs - Novelty Doorknockers

Show the world your balls with Doorballs, a comically funny gift for men and women! Make an impression on anyone who comes banging on your door!

Does It Fart?

Does It Fart?

Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed.

Half Pint Glass

Half Pint Glass

From the front, the half pint glass looks just like a full pint. Ideal for friends who aren't big drinkers but still like to fit in.

Complaint Department Ceramic Grenade Coffee Mug

Complaint Department

Stop complaining! Your co-workers will know you mean business and they better walk away when you drink from this funny coffee mug.

LOL OMG WTF Wine Glass

LOL OMG WTF Wine Glass

Finally, a Wine Glass for Every Mood! GREAT GIFT or conversation starter for your wine loving friends who enjoy a good laugh

Drinking Buddies Glass Markers

Drinking Buddies Glass Markers

Declare the bar open, your Drinking Buddies have arrived! This Party Edition pack contains 12 hunky Drink Markers and includes a pen so you can allocate each guest their own buddy for the evening.

This valentine’s day do something different for your partner. Leave them stunned with a hilarious gift from the valentine gag gift ideas mentioned above. Your valentine will go crazy in love with you for being so different in expressing your feelings, whilst sharing a great laugh. 

They will love the efforts you put in to bring out something really unique for them. Don’t forget, all the best things tend to happen after sharing witty laughs.

Have a memorable valentine’s day with your valentine this year by following the Valentine gag gift ideas above and cherish it for a lifetime!